I have been waiting all these days trying to find some interesting (only for single's) topic to be put in my blog.
At last i reflected: what would be more interesting than discussing the present relationships between people. And for me, people are those studs who live in IITs. For most of us here, love affairs are as much confusing as are schrodinger wave equations, the confusing part being whom to choose.
I am narrowing down the discussion to girls(That's a hell of a narrowing down). For a NORMAL girl, now don't start wondering where to find the definition of a normal girl, she is found everywhere except in IITs. She waits for a person who is really handsome, kind hearted,good natured(i would like to borrow the definition of good nature from my junior) vagaira vagaira. When she finds the one, she develops a serious sort of affair with him. Now coming to the case of the EXCEPTIONAL GALS, who with their geeky faces waste their time with the books all the years not knowing what a beauty parlour is, come to know the meaning of a boy friend after entering the institute. Now all of a sudden how do they realise?? They catch the meaning of this term after watching movies after a long gap say some thirteen years(inspired from a random facebook update).
Now they realise that boy friends are those entities who are supposed to be maintained(like a badge on their uniform, or more like a sandal under their feet) so that they can get 'all sorts' of work done whenever and wherever they want. The first step starts now. She starts with the requirement analysis(courtesy Mr.RM). Who,when,how?? Finally her list of requirements get ready with the C.P.I greater than 9 in the top most position of the list, where at the same time she would be an 8 pointer. Well, the looks too has its own importance but then it's the least. And the next step is showing her attitude to those requirement fulfilling guys. She thinks attitude is the best way of attracting guys and you know what, it works.
Now an entire new phase of life starts for the girl and for the boy too. Canteen talk, street walk(hand in hand), ice cream together on a hot April day, solving tutorials together,phone calls,video chats etc make the boys buoyant with pleasure. Well, these things don't last forever and they too come to know that after a really little time. They get tired of wasting money, behaving the way what they are not, maintaining their grades up to their girl friends requirement etc., But then they are not supposed to complain. They know what will happen if they complain. The status relationship in their profiles would turn into single and that is considered the biggest insult. But then God doesn't show any mercy on them. The gals find the boys no more interesting, may be because the grades are exchanged now. And now the gal keeps on finding some or the other faults in that guy who have sacrificed their grades during the so called relationship. Finally the popular term BREAK UP comes into play. She makes him the modern devdas and goes for some other one who is yet to be ruined.At the same time, given the number of girls, our devdas will have no chance to get another girlfriend. But the girl's loop continues until she turns out to be the topper. I bet there would be no committed gal who is a topper and so would there be no topper boy who is committed.
And finally she comes out to be the most successful topper of the year dumping all the other toppers who were there earlier. The pure geeky girls finally ROCK.
Disclaimer: This is purely unintentional. Resemblances if any living or dead(the victims of the exceptional gals) are regretted.

screw you !!!
ReplyDeleteWhoz on your list???
ReplyDeleteScrew whom?? If its for me then bettr screw up urself mr/miss anonymous who cudnt dare to mention ur name..
ReplyDeleteWell,my requirement analysis is still going on...
girls rule..!!
ReplyDelete@anonymous: dude... dont u have the balls to say ur name?
ReplyDelete@swathi: awesome one
seriously awesome... but its not all that true is it?
then i wont get an iit girl cos my cpi is in the gutter.....
gud one....
ReplyDeletetruth revealed by the most daring girl of our coll.....
bahut acha hai MOTI.....
U R A REAL CALL CENTRE SWEETY.....
YADAV HITESH.....
i dunno if the would kill u or whatever, what i really know is most of the iit patna boys whom i know will obviously support u...........
ReplyDeleteanyway nice one
@G: Hey dont worry.. wht all i wrote is just fake..
ReplyDelete@Hitesh..Thank u.. thank u..
@Braja.. i too knew tht.. and so i did dare..
Kya tha yeee...
ReplyDeletejuraab mai sharaab...
mess wale ki tarah baasi pakoree dobara तल ke khilaa diye....
Purana akabaar... aur khabar bhi ek dum bekaar...
Swati kuch naya laga naa...ek dum masaaledar :)
@hitesh yadav...tu chuutad hain...
ReplyDeletehohoooh
ReplyDeletenw i got d reason!!
"She thinks attitude is the best way of attracting guys and you know what, it works."
ReplyDeleteबताने के लिए शुक्रिया!! काफी मुश्किल होता है देवियों से असली सोच उगलवाने की... लेकिन इतने आसान और बेहतर तरीके से कभी किसी ने नहीं बताया.. आप लिखना जारी रखिए..